The Carpenter Hammered Me Hard: A Funny Innuendo P

A Naughty Tale That’ll Leave You Screaming with Laughter! When a local carpenter arrived to work on a simple project, no one expected him to handle th

A Naughty Tale That’ll Leave You Screaming with Laughter! When a local carpenter arrived to work on a simple project, no one expected him to handle the job quite like this. His wood was thick, his grip was firm, and by the end of the day… everything was nailed perfectly into place. This hilarious, innuendo-packed rhyming story is bursting with playful puns, cheeky double meanings, and absurdly suggestive scenarios. Perfect for adult readers who love their humor a little bit dirty and a lot ridiculous. Perfect for: Birthday & Secret Santa Gifts Bachelorette & Hen Parties Naughty White Elephant Exchanges Friends with a wicked sense of humor Anyone who appreciates a good hammering Warning: Not suitable for children. Or serious people.

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