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Throne Facts: A Poop Book Packed with Ridiculous &

This is a poop book. More specifically, it’s a book for the toilet — packed with ridiculous, useless, and unfortunately true facts designed to be read
This is a poop book. More specifically, it’s a book for the toilet — packed with ridiculous, useless, and unfortunately true facts designed to be read one minute at a time. Throne Facts is the ultimate bathroom companion for anyone who’s ever said, ā€œI’ll just be a secondā€ā€¦ and then stayed much longer than planned. Inside, you’ll find: One-minute reads perfect for bathroom breaks Gross-but-true facts you can’t unknow Short, fast, laugh-out-loud trivia with zero commitment Information nobody asked for, but everyone keeps reading This book isn’t meant to educate you. It’s meant to make time disappear while you sit somewhere very specific. Whether you’re buying it as a gag gift, a stocking stuffer, or something to permanently live next to the toilet, Throne Facts delivers exactly what it promises: pointless facts, bad decisions, and far too much reading for a ā€œquick visit.ā€ Perfect for: Bathroom reading Gag gifts and funny presents Stocking stuffers Anyone who enjoys useless facts and toilet humor Read one fact. Or read the whole book. Just don’t pretend you planned to be there that long.
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