Zombie Booger Candy

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There really aren"t many positive qualities to list about Zombies. They"re nasty, obnoxious, messy and always freaking hungry. I mean I downright disliked them until I realized how sweet and delicious their Boogers are. Who knows why they taste so good and how Zombies became such an overlooked segment of the population until recently. I mean we sell Zombie Blood, Zombie Jerky, and now even Zombie Boogers. So many delicious treats come from such nasty little suckers. Stop avoiding them and harvest their Boogers and Blood. You"re in for a downright delicious Zombie Apocalypse my friends just think of it as an endless Buffet of really, really crunchy crab legs.

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