Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!: A Farmyard Tale of Love

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow: A Farmyard Tale of Love A children's book parody for adults who aren't afraid to get a little dirty. Welcome to the wildest

Brown Chicken, Brown Cow: A Farmyard Tale of Love A children's book parody for adults who aren't afraid to get a little dirty. Welcome to the wildest farm you’ve ever seen — where feathers fly, tails shake, and love is served hot and hay-stuffed. “Brown Chicken, Brown Cow” isn’t your average barnyard bedtime story. This cheeky, satirical picture book is packed with innuendo, adult humor, and just the right amount of mooo-nlight mischief. Plot Twist? They’re not just barn buddies. Brown Chicken is sassy. Brown Cow is curvy and confident. When the sun goes down and Farmer Joe turns in, these two get up to some… extracurricular activities.

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