Barbara's Beaver Likes Morning Wood

From the King of Adult Parody, Jack Hammer: Barbara’s Beaver Likes Morning Wood The gift that everyone will be talking about—long after the party is o

From the King of Adult Parody, Jack Hammer: Barbara’s Beaver Likes Morning Wood The gift that everyone will be talking about—long after the party is over. Best-selling humorist Jack Hammer is back with his most "robust" tale yet. In Barbara’s Beaver Likes Morning Wood, Hammer delivers a masterclass in the double entendre, wrapped in the nostalgic charm of a classic storybook. It’s rhythmic, it’s rhyming, and it’s undeniably "stiff" competition for the funniest book on your shelf.A Hardworking Tale of Morning Satisfaction Every morning at the crack of dawn, Barbara’s beaver wakes with a hunger that only the finest timber can satisfy. Follow the pair as they head into the dew-drenched woods to find the firmest, sturdiest, and most satisfying specimens the riverbank has to offer. Jack Hammer’s signature wit shines as he describes the beaver’s "rhythmic grace" and the "slapping tail" that signals a job well done. Why Readers Love Jack Hammer’s Adult Parodies: Unbeatable Gag Gift: Whether it’s for a 40th birthday, a White Elephant exchange, or a Groom’s gift, this book is the ultimate crowd-pleaser. Masterful Wordplay: Jack Hammer expertly balances innocent woodland imagery with a hilarious, "naughty" subtext that will have you reading it twice. Premium Coffee Table Quality: Designed with the look and feel of a vintage heirloom, making the "Morning Wood" reveal even more shocking and hilarious. The Perfect Series: Join the thousands of collectors who look for the Jack Hammer name for guaranteed laughs and high-quality humor. Don’t let your morning be dull. Grab the latest from Jack Hammer and find out why Barbara’s beaver is the hardest-working animal in the forest. Scroll up and "Grab a Piece" of the action—Order your copy of Barbara’s Beaver Likes Morning Wood today!

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