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Wanna know why Annheiser is bushed? Because brewing beer is HARD WORK!!! You need boilers and fermenters and pipes and filters and God knows what else. AND you need ingredients. Just THINKING about the complicated process makes us tired. (In fact, just HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS KEY makes us tired.) We figured there's gotta be an easier way to make our own beer. And leave it to Slycraft to come up with one? Why brew beer when you can simply grow it? "Grow Your Own 6-Pack" contains everything you need to harvest your own refreshing brewskies. In this tiny kit, you get six aluminum seed tabs," a miniature shovel for planting your seeds, a plant marker to keep track of your crop, a plastic six-pack carrier to latch the crops together when they mature, and a mini beer mug. You also get an illustrated 32-page book -- The Olde Beer Farmer's Almanac to help you on your new endeavor. Just find a suitable patch of soil, follow the directions, then wait for your refreshing home-grown beer to sprout. NOTE TO MINORS: Under-age drinking is a serious problem. But in all likelihood, you will no longer be a minor when (and if) your beer crop reaches maturity. Unfortunately, we can't guarantee that every aspiring Beer Farmer will have a successful crop. So many factors influence beer growing. For example climate, soil conditions, and basic botanical common sense all come into play. If you experience beer crop failure, you can always pop open some store-bought beer and chug your troubles away."
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