Happy Birthday: Nobody Cares (Rejected Children's

Happy Birthday, Nobody Cares Is it really a birthday celebration if nobody gives a damn? Enter "Happy Birthday, Nobody Cares"—the hilariously savage c

Happy Birthday, Nobody Cares Is it really a birthday celebration if nobody gives a damn? Enter "Happy Birthday, Nobody Cares"—the hilariously savage cartoon parody book that says everything you’re too polite (or tipsy) to say at the party. This delightfully crass and cynical book captures the reality of birthdays: awkward small talk, cake disasters, and the obligatory gift exchange that screams, “I barely know you, but here’s a scented candle!” Written in the style of a children’s book but filled with adult humor, this satirical masterpiece serves up dark laughs on every page.What’s Inside?A biting poem reminding the birthday person they’re just another year closer to irrelevance.Quirky illustrations, including a Siamese cat with more personality than your least-favorite cousin.The perfect excuse to skip writing a heartfelt card (because seriously, who has the time?).Who Needs This Book? "Happy Birthday, Nobody Cares" is the ultimate gag gift for anyone with a dark sense of humor. Got a friend who’s a little too full of themselves? This book’s for them. Need a funny gift for a coworker, sibling, or partner who constantly “forgets” your birthday? Done. Planning a white elephant gift exchange that’s more shade than cheer? Look no further. Perfect for:Birthday gifts for the hard-to-pleaseWhite elephant exchanges that need a little spiceLast-minute presents (because you “forgot” again, didn’t you?)Joke gifts for anyone who needs to lighten upWhy Buy This Book? Because the best part of a birthday is making everyone laugh—especially when it’s at the expense of the guest of honor. Plus, let’s be honest, you don’t want to be the person who brings another boring card or basic wine bottle. This book isn’t just a funny gift; it’s a hilarious experience wrapped in paper and served with a side of sarcasm. So go ahead, add this little gem to your cart, and prepare for the most awkward, laugh-filled birthday moment of the year. You’ll thank us later—after you stop laughing.

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