No Nut November: Survival Guide (White Elephant Gi

The Gag Gift For Men That Nobody Asked For... You know those uplifting self-help books with sunsets and soft advice? Yeah, this isn’t that. No Nut November: Survival Guide is a foul-mouthed pep talk in a parody that drags your overexcited inner gremlin through thirty days of restraint, ridicule, and ridiculous laughter. It will not fix your life. It will, however, make you laugh hard enough to forget what you were about to do with your browser.It's A Month Long Edge-Athon! Each day hands you a warped mix of trashy family “legends,” grimy visualizations you can’t unsee, and simple exercises to keep your hands where everyone can see them. The vibe is equal parts coach, heckler, and disappointed guidance counselor. You’ll get meditations that feel like threats, affirmations with side-eye, and workbook moments that force you to admit you’re not a monk... you’re a raccoon who found the snack drawer. It’s crude, honest, and painfully relatable. You’re buying a month of laughs, not enlightenment. What’s inside? Thirty unhinged daily chapters with cartoon-level silliness, “de-boner” facts delivered with a smirk, quick breathing tricks, gratitude lists that have nothing to do with anatomy, and savage little pep talks to outsmart your own impulses. By Day 30, your sense of humor will be sharper, your willpower slightly less flimsy, and your dignity… well, let’s not oversell it. The real prize is that you survived a month with your sanity (and search history) mostly intact. Why this book actually works (begrudgingly): it reframes the whole challenge as a comedy roast you’re in on. Laughing at your urges takes their power down a notch. When you can name the villain... the Goblin, the Cyclops, the Wrinkled Worm (we said crass, not classy), you can also tell it to take a hike. Think of it as exposure therapy for temptation, served with cartoons and cackling.Perfect for gifting when you love someone but also judge them a little:White Elephant & Secret Santa: The loudest laugh in the room, with zero assembly required.Bachelor & birthday parties: Hand it to the friend who claims “discipline is my middle name” while eating chips at 2 a.m.Roommates & coworkers: A desk decoration that screams “I’m working on myself” and “please don’t borrow my lotion” at the same time.Gym bros, gamers, and chronic scrollers: Converts doomscrolling into giggles and grim determination.Partners with a sense of humor: Gift it with a wink and a box of tissues… for tears of laughter, obviously. What this book is not: It’s not medical advice, a moral lecture, or a miracle cure. It’s a month-long funny boot camp that bullies your impulses, then buys you a participation trophy that reads, “I didn’t.” The art is cute, the language is spicy, and the goal is simple: reduce urges, increase cringe, finish November without a dramatic monologue about willpower. If you appreciate humor that’s shameless, cynical, and a little grimy.. and you’re mature enough to laugh at yourself, this ridiculous manual will carry you across the finish line one snort-laugh at a time. You’re not buying paper and ink. You’re buying the experience of laughter when you need it most: at 11:47 p.m., staring at your phone like it just offered you a bad idea. Close the tab. Open this book. Mock your urges. Repeat. No Nut November: Survival Guide. The only “self-help” book honest enough to admit it’s mostly here to bully you into better decisions and make you howl along the way. Congratulations, soldier. The war on your wiener is officially a gag gift for men.