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Everyone loves a good pair of whitey tighties! Get this fresh pair of skivvies in your mouth and lick 'em till they give your tongue a wedgie. Underpants usually protect you from disasters but these protect you from choosing a boring Lollipop. Everyone will stare with glazed eyes as you casually lick these Fruit of the Looms. They'll be taken aback by the new meaning you've given to "How many licks does it take to get to the center..." What exactly lies at the center of this Lollipop? A nicely hemmed seam, a bit of laundry fuzz, a steamy nugget, a piece of tp? No one will know until you finish what you've started. Once you've discovered what lies at the center you can use these Lollipops to further your personal growth. Give one to your entire office right before you make the dreaded business proposal. This way you won't need to imagine them in their Underpants... they'll be licking them.
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